Limpeh sibeh have 壓力

Limpeh is damn stress recently, not because of you, budden hor, because of my lan jiao work. So Limpeh seek refuge in the bus uncle video. That really pacified me. Limpeh also watched the Miri ger and some other fighting video and it made limpeh feel so liddat HIGH. WA EH TI KONG SJ said Limpeh is psycho Limpeh think Limpeh am. Dun near limpeh this period Limpeh can chop n kill you. Limpeh love to see peepur hurling abuse and kena slap hard hard. Hamik the fuck.

See this ger kena slap so liddat hard... feel so liddat good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UwWkY92gJw

This is one of my lan jiao favourite raps adapted from bus uncle's quote...

*Ah Beng wrote for me for today*

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I particularly love this line

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FUCK YOU LAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bongo Bar @ Night Safari

Last weekend we went to Bongo Bar @ Night Safari to chill out. We arrived there at about 7pm, and since it was still early, we went Night Safari to explore and play. Btw I have unlimited free access into the zoo, muahaha.

By the moment I stepped into the safari, kena bitten by a buaya. Mahai... Chao Zoi!!!

Never mind.

At here, you can pee and poo with very pleasant mood. Because it has the scenic toilet (not scenic bridge lar Mahathir) here. You can schh schh and opps... got buaya there again... oh my zoi.

We went inside safari to take a tram round the zoo. The whole station full of indians!

I have indian friends and they are generally quite nice. But I hate to squeeze my butt together with huge mob crowd of foreign indians. Cos they are generally-

1. Damn noisy - Husband scolds wife, wife scolds running amok kid in full blast voice;

2. Damn rude - They dun care, and they just cut queue;

3. Damn smelly - I dun have to elaborate it, do I?

4. Damn gay - The guys hold hand!!!

We are damn SUAY!

Such a horrible sight

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Anyway we had fun inside the Night Safari. And finally we went to Bongo Burger to have our dinner. So nice the environment.

It's an outdoor high class fast food restaurant serving the very expensive burgers. You can sit under the stars and enjoy many exciting shows... that night we watched the orang asli stunts... wahhh... alot of blow job. *wink*

Bongo Burger!!!

I hug their Beef Burger ($13). It's heavenly taste lor... omg... the juicy beef will just melt in your mouth together with those sweet onion. And their sauce is so exotic and it goes so nice with the fries.

How can the good food goes without good beer? Hehe...

YUI

My deary cousin Rachz,

If I still cannot finish download the YUI MP3 I gonna pinch your face like this. It's 2am now.

Oh YUI is so sweet, pls bug me for her MP3 now...

YUI is very sweet hor...

Hahaha this is definitely not Rachz :)

Yummy Yummy!!!

This is a food blog.

Whenever I come to JB, for sure I will go to this Kopitiam at Taman Pelangi. It's near to the Unisex Salon I always frequent and their lady boss is called Ah Mei who is very pretty (just joking nia, Ah Mei is camera shy).

JB is a gangster town, and it's true!

I duno about other places, but seems like it's quite popular for these kopitian to have the kind of old charm nostagia look in there.

And all the customers were quite old too, except us... muahahaha.

I ordered the Mee Goreng (RM6). It is so far the 2nd best mee goreng I had. The best one is at Farmart which I had with Stef. Muahahaha again. CAN?

Winnie ordered the Prawn Mee (RM8)... which is quite appertising too... while she was eating, I saw a group of lecherous fucking mans kept looking at our direction.

What the fuck. You guys never see handsome guy and pretty girl before isit. Oklar, just pretty girl. Fuck.

I had my Kopi. I am very old now.

Go and die lecherous guys.

STOMP u bloggers!

As usual, my day begins with surfing the net for online news, blogs etc. For those fuckers who keep on mocking me for, "Oh you very free hor nothing to do isit? So good life...", go fuck a spider. Dun come and tell me this kind of nonsense. Are YOU really that busy at work in such a way that your working hour is 100% filled with work, work and work? I read, because I want to know what is happening around me, and keep myself abreast of the latest things. I believe I am far off better than those fucking workers who sit there gossiping, polishing their nails, going out for extra long lunch, or went queue up to buy Bak Kua for client to curry favor him. Omg.

Okay I have side track abit, let's come back to my topic for today which is about the opinion, and STOMP.

Let's talk about the opinion first.

To my dismay I observe alot of people simply don't have opinion on anything, and that is particularly true for Singaporean. Come on, if you are just a teenager below age of say 21, you are forgiven because you are probably busy with study, homework, relationship etc etc. But, if you are a mature working adult, don't you have a say on any current affair things?

Let's do a test.

What is your opinion on The Entrapment case between CNB and Adrian Yeo?

Omg... you failed the test if you tell me, "What's that", or simply "I am not interested lar", or worst still, "Aiya just another media cook up story let's ignore it".

You are just one of the shallow Singaporean, muahaha.

Btw, I am pro-CNB and anti-gay-and-drug-and-crime. Yaya come and tell me I am another TYPICAL Singaporean who is so law abiding and take the government law as sweetie pie. Well, if in the first place, this gay doctor was really that innocent, would the entrapment of CNB on him work?

Sometimes I sibeh buay tahan those naive-and-shallow-no-opinion yet try to act snotty people. A friend of mine is typical, not only he doesn't like to know about the current affairs, no opinion about anything, when he has nothing to defend his stand, he would just throw out some fucking philosophy answers. Example like, "It's life lor, what to do", "Aiya society got pro n con", "Got government control... or media cook up story". I remembered I told him how corrupt Malaysia is, when compared with Singapore. Then he would say, "Aiya Singapore same lar". Asked him why, got evidence? Then he would say, "No need to say la, all people know, aiyo... etc etc".

No opinion on anything but just bullshitting. Shame.

Another time I was talking online with someone... again abt the issue of whether Malaysian Chinese was deprived. Then that person told me, "Come on pls dun keep criticise Malaysia lar, we must support Mahathir mah, at least he is still our Prime Minister now".

OMG OMG OMG

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I am wasting my time talking to someone who doesn't even know who is the Malaysian PM now. Go and die.

This morning I read the BIG PROJECT that Strait Times has envisioned - STOMP.

Make me puke blood. Come on, they roped in some supposedly STAR BLOGGERS and gave them a-topic-a-week to blog about. Hmm... I cannot understand these bloggers what for write there, for money or for fame? It's seem so weird to me cos it's like a school teacher gives u a topic and you reluctantly scratching your head and trying to write something decent. Very lame.

But it's kinda entertaining too to see how these different bloggers write on the same topic... hehe and see how they pecah lobang. You can easily see who is the shallow one and who got more substance lar... So far I only read those posted by XiaXue and Dawn, and my vote goes to Dawn *clap*

Some people who has nothing to write, no opinion on anything, but try to act snotty and that's really pissed me off.

And it's so pathetic.

Happy Birthday Shernie

Shortnote: Am watching a film "married with a fool" by Stephie... damn good show and... touching... omg... is marriage really the tomb of love?

Omg I am sooooo touched... childhood sweetheart

The side of me you probably won't see again, too.

* You are not allowed to read this entry if you know me personally cos it's kinda personal, if you did read it then keep quiet and dun ask me again*

I am quite down recently, and Skyler's blog is so disturbing that I really want to write something. Sorry Skyler I am so shameless to link you here.

Do you just disgust yourself? Sometimes I despise myself. I can't remember on which blog I mentioned that. But "despise myself" was the first phrase I coined. I also really think of this question, if I died, will ANYONE cry for me? I think and think, yeah maybe my mum, my deary sis, leelee (or will u just sigh?), Sherry (you should), SJ (you probably will laugh), loon (? you have no emotion)... this is not a joke blog but seriously that's all I can think of.

My dogs wont cry for me too, cos I have been mistreating them for so long.

And Skyler, pls dun go suicide. Cos you were just breaking up, but me not even began.

I am so glad you wouldn't do it. It's not worth you know. I know you hate Asian guys, but... plenty of white guys around too.

He told you to wait. But she didn't, even though I wanted to. He hung up on you, that's great too. At least I dun even manage to call her now. Sometimes maybe I could just wait and see if she is online, but very often she was too busy with her works. She didn't lie, but I cheat myself.

And, Skyler, you deserve a better life. You have a great personality and you have a bright future ahead. But I don't deserve for anything now. I am just a lonely old man who did nothing but whine and fret for nothing cos for missing a only someone. Please don't tell me you have no life, look at me Skyler.

You (Skyler) make me feeling so sad.

I can only tell you, my life has gone through a period of MONOTONOUS to COLORFUL to MONOTONOUS again. I am not handsome of cos, and definitely not rich, not humorous enough, dead bored, alcoholic, stupid, a simple damn Asian guy. And it was a gift I knew her, and that meant I should whine now?

I am not weak at all, unlike you... while typing this, I am also talking to her, look how brave I am

She says: icic
She says: well
She says: i think getting into more constructive stuffs like learning new thins are btter
Daniel says: i miss u too
Daniel says: feeling is feeling...
She says: well
She says: its a way to feel better
She says: its no point harping on thins
She says: coz it will only make u feel worse
Daniel says: hmm true also

* content was moderated*

You are so fortunate, at least he will email you. And yes, life has to move on. MANY people told me. But again I said, feeling is feeling, pls dun make me sound like a big ass fool again.

This is what June told me -

by the end of the day.. u do feel happier.. instead of feeling stupid for feeling so hurt and sad
im just telling u the things based on my own experiences

well.. just look fwd to happier days
life still has a lot of goodness to offer.. and i always believe everything happens for a reason.. and its always for the better

just feel happy that shes living a good and happy life

just remember all the things ive said ya
make good use of them and it will help u

Isn't it great, Skyler?

I am just her 1 of 1000000 friends. And it somehow makes me feel like such stupid and crap. If people don't miss you at all, isn't it you make yourself such a fool?

Actually I am not lovesick, just that I keep missing her and it makes me look so stupid.

But things gonna end.

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Season of Love

The flower reminds me of you...

Routine Life

Life is such a routine nowadays...

I hardly go out recently, and I reach home as usual at 6pm.

I actually dread to go home. Because there are tons of chores waiting for me -

• Clean and mop dogs' pee and poo; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Sweep the floor;
• Mop the floor if nec; and
• Wash clothes or any other things

Then I will have a glass of beer while preparing my dinner, usually just instant noodles. I always stay alone at home... lonely old man having a poor life :(

And I can sit in front of my PC until late.

I write this boring blog because I am quite down recently and I have no nonsense to crap.

Pardon me.

And I think noone ever miss me *cover my face and cry*

Sorry for what has happened to you. You must be brave okay? And I will be by your side, always.

Testin

Testing testing...
Daniel is a FREAK...

Ghost in school

Warning - Do not watch this video clip if you are alone, or if you have a weak heart.

This video clip was taken by my high school junior using a handphone in the Superstar concert. Please take note of what happened at time 1:06 to 1:09.

Sorry for the nightmare. Read comment for what you would seen (if you scared).

A dream blog

I had a bad sleep last night, because

1. I got kicked incessantly;
2. The room was blardy hot (and damn it I lost my air-con remote control); and
3. I had bad dreams!

Die die I must tell you my dreams, cos I find them quite fascinating. And mind you, you are warned beforehand that they were quite retarded o_O

Dream 1 - A Skype turned Horror

In this dream, I had a sweetheart and we have to mushy mawkish on the phone for many hours every day. I couldn't remember the details but vaguely it is kinda sweet.

One day, I went to Sim Lim and was convinced to buy a Skype phone ($200) which claimed can connect over the internet and talk as a normal phone and can save my phone bill blah blah blah...

And I happily went home... but it couldn't work! Wtf...

Then I woke up...

It was 3am... oklar I know you are cursing me for this boring dream.

Dream 2 - The Survivor - Pangkor Island

This one is very exciting, and it could be the next Hollywood blockbuster if I willing to sell my script. (note - it is my story now, copyrighted)

In this dream, me and all my friends (excluding my sweetheart cos she is too weak to go for holiday) on board a nice boat. It is a double-storey small boat thingy but anyway let us call it a cruise ya...

As usual... we had games and party all night...

But strangely, we were not allowed to enter one room on second floor. It was locked and was guarded.

Then in the middle of night, a thunder storm and torrent assaulted our nice little cruise and we all frantically clung on to the railings etc. Very much like a Titanic movie except that I don't have Mary with me, but Loon.

The outpouring of the storm was too much to bear and we both decided to go up to that special room to seek refuge... but at the moment we opened the door, we were absorbed into the world of fantastic colour and we just swirl and swril inside.

Suddenly, we were thrown on an island, and later we found out it is called Pangkor Island. We looked so conspicuous there because we were two yellow-skinned fellows among the black-brownish little idiot looking people there.

We went to see the tribal head and explained that we don't know how don't know why kena thrown here from the colorful cloud, when we were supposed to be on that cruise. But he din buy our story and demanded RM100 from each of us. Loon refused to pay and he was cooked. Muahaha.

Lucky my wallet still had that measly RM120 with me. Anyway, I realised that I may kena trapped here for life because it was such a ulu place, and the people here looked so evil even after I bribe them.

Evil people using RM too...

Then I heard commotion from the beach. I saw my friends swam to the island. Every one of my friends look sooooo tanned and apparently they were strained on sea for many many weeks.

I was relieved that my sweetheart did not come with me... remember?

But to my horror, I saw my sweetheart there too!

Me, "Oooiii why you here, wanna die isit?"

She, "Aiya me purposely come and rescue you lei..."

Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are going to die in this unciviliased island!

Then... alarm clock rings... 7am now. Shit.

I told you this is a very interesting dream right? Kill me.

Shower time

Today is my kids shower time :)

And I am damn tired... :(

Haha so cute...

A conspiracy is going on... (Part 1)

Few weeks ago... I noticed that they started to erect a high security barbed wire fence surrounding my office.

Guess what I see today?

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Huh? What happened? This signage is all over my office lor... let us take a closer look...

Rumours said they are going to deploy security guards with firearms and ferocious dogs to patrol our office.

So scary

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I am wondering what the heck the management is doing to our nice little office...

Maybe they just capture an ALIEN? or DINOSOUR? or ... our PM is hiding here??? huh?

By the way, I am not working in Prison, not army regular, not police force, not secret agent... just a merely little place where All Very Angry people work... kakaka...

Keep guessing...

Me little detective gonna go and dig out the secret.

More photo next time :)

Waiting...

So cute!

Haha... whisky and xuan xuan... so cute :)
I love baby. Any taker?

Today at Bird Park

and I am a happy boy now :)

Fuck you stabber

June, limpeh feeling damn piss off tonight... and depressed.

Because imagine you kena stabbed backside by your no.1 best friend? Yet... he bite you for accusing he stab u cos he was being angry with your attitude.

Duh? I tot secret is supposed to be shared between best friend?

Yes, he is my best friend. Not once, but twice, he big mouth my secret and broadcast it to all the rubbish worms in my blog, you worms u noe who u r.

Again, I am telling him, secret is meant to be shared btw frens. That's all. I am not going to elaborate. He knows better.

Anyway, today's programme -

Wake up at 9am (hopefully),

Go lunch with princess,

And, go Jurong Bird Park... wait ya for pics.

I am so free. Because I have resigned.

Is there any secret here?

This is gonna to be a boring blog, so I advise you not to read it.

Last time, I started a blog on diary-x. Only a handful of people knew it. And I could talk nonsense there. I assume only a few faithful of your know it. I could swear, I could criticise, and I could fuck you.

Then, one day, one fellow crept in whom I dun really want her to read my blog... that's why I chose to close it. It made me feel so intimidated to write anything so liberally there. You blogger should know. For me, blog is for you to write whatever, see, whatever u wanna talk about. But very often, the problem with us is, we often succumb to the pressure of our dear readers. We will try to please them by posting something which they love to read, which they will laugh off their ass to soothe their burnt cheebye after a tiring day.

Or, some bloggers will try to make their blog so commercialised. It's not that I find the grape sour, but that defeat my purpose of blogging... you have your choice, and I have mine too. For me, even if my blog could only attract 10 readers daily, it is enough. Cos, the ultimate reader is me. I write for myself, about me, and about my life. It is just as my little diary.

Now, something crept into my blog. I realise that I no longer write for myself. YL commented that my blog no longer interesting, because I kept whining here. Yah... this is my life. Then... the omen is, I started to keep a secret within my little diary. Ask you, will you keep a secret inside your own diary? You won't. So, why am I talking about the little secret I had with Sherry, which I could not write it out here. Why am I talking about Princess, whom Sherry know about months ago... whom I din wan to reveal here. By the way, Stef also knows who is this princess (it is too risky to tell). Why? Because i no longer treat this blog as my personal diary. I have regarded it more as my entertainment.

Stef told me, she is reluctant to start a blog, because people will start to scrutinise her and understand her thinking. Well, partly, it is true. That's why I am feeling so lost now. Should I succumb to my readers, or should I just be myself here? Can I write without fear and favour? Can I truly write my true feeling here?

Sherry commented that I mentioned so many gers in my blog. Well, that's all just my friends and cousins. Nothing else. The only person I miss so much is Stef.

And Sherry, thank you, for your "reminder", and your support. You have gone through many episodes of my life with me, and, you are still here. Just sms me, when you are feeling sad, I will be here.

Love bug in the air...

The Ministry of Blog is monitoring with concern the recent increase in lovesick cases in the community. The Ministry would like to remind Singaporeans to maintain high standards of personal and environmental hygiene to minimize the risk of catching a love bug. The public should adopt the following good practice:

• Avoid talking with strangers;
• Avoid going out with strangers;
• Avoid excessive SMSes; and
• Do not miss someone too much if he/she is going overseas

Parents should consult a doctor immediately if their child suffering from symptoms such as excessive missing of someone, indulge in anything sinful such as watching too much TV, eating too many tibits, drinking too much alcohols, or simply singing too many session of karaoke (of sad songs).

Patient suffering from lovesick should not attend schools or works but should stay at home. They should avoid contact with other people until they have recovered. The Ministry has alerted all GPs to maintain vigilance and to detect new cases early for treatment.

So freak, can?

I have this uber freakiest thing to tell you all... for the sake of her privacy, I shall conceal the identity of this girl and name her as princess. I don't think she will read this, but you see, my blog did attract some weirdoes... wahaha.

Background

I liked this girl Princess long time ago, but she is quite dao (proud) type so being such a lame and timid guy I have NEVER out with her alone. But frankly, I don't like her now lar... really.

I have applied leave on this wednesday, for some important family thingy. And I never tell anyone I have applied leave on this wednesday.

Story

This afternoon, I received an email from princess, yeah, email okay... so unexpected.

Princess - Will u take leave on this Wednesday? Free to meet up for lunch at harbour front on wednesday? Since u said u work very near there right? (My note: I am shock... why wednesday? So coincidental can?)

Me - ya no prob... any activities? :P

Princess - no lar, jus thinking like to go there to eat my favourite XXX. so can meet you there lunch together lor.

Me - u working that day right? ha i tot u organise any karaoke... by the way wat time is ur lunch hr? u have so much free time to travel from XXX to Harbourfront meh?

Princess - got car, it's not that far. what time is ur lunch time? i can arrange

Disclaimer: A great effort was made to conceal the identity of princess, don't come and ask me who she is, because I will never ever tell you. Kaka.

I still think that is freak... don't you?

Something about Mickey

Dear Stef

Mickey is fine now, seems alot happier too...

He is still a usual big eater, and he gets his usual meal once a day, a big big one of cos...

He is recovering well, no more itchy skin and redness... he is due to see vet for another 10 days later but I think he is doing well...

He still likes to play fight with poor Whisky...

He having a new bad habit... digging the rubbish bin for food... his victory were, my otak, potato chips... that is bad.

And, finally, he is missing you too. So am I.

Things to quit

There are two things I gonna quit...

1. Secret, and only Sherry knows about that :)

2. Karaoke... and I still have one voucher, if anyone want it, get from me. Valid till end of the month.

I must stop degenerate myself.

Wee... lots of GIFT!

Yeah... my mum back from Japan and I got lots of gifts... wahaha!

I love this one... cos they look so... cute :) botak wawa

this one looks abit funny... it's called 7 fortune gods... dude

Of cos... I also have lots of foodstuff like biscuits, chocolates, candies etc etc... one particular stuff I love most is the Dried Scallop from Hokkaido... it is not really dried, cos it actually quite juicy... and yummy!

I also got a pair of shoes too... very nice... can shine on the street one... woohoooooo...

Another Story...

I bought a hair dying kit and DIY myself... the lame Winnie scoop the remaining one and put on her hair... turn out... she got a nicer colour than mine. The colour supposed to be Smoky Brown but it hardly can be seen on my hair... Arrgghh waste my money... and she is SO happy. Siannz!

she smile so cheekily... oh, see, my shoes nice right :P

I Love Rainie!

Hehe... Rainie is so cute...

And guys... I have so many of Rainie self-take photos lei... haha... bug me if you wanna more of them. Oh she is soooo cute... muak

Oh deary Sherry... thanks hor... give you a big big hug and muakkkks... happy now? Love you so much.

You are so lovely... and you are so sweet....

This is specially for you.

Yuckz!

Yuckz! Yeewk! Bleh!

June ah June... why must you put this kind of pic on your blog... kinda gross can :)

* Happy Birthday to You*

By the way, I post it here cos it is the FIRST time I see THIS KIND of pic on blog. And esp when I was having my morning breakfast...! Arghhhhhhhhhh...

I promise to also put some mucus on a piece a tissue paper TONIGHT then show you all. Just guess what it will be... nehnenenene...

Missing you is so unbearable...

Missing you is so unbearable, missing you is so miserable.

Sometimes I detest myself for missing you. Why, and how could it possible that I miss someone like you... so much.

Missing you is miserable, esp when you are nowhere to be found. I can't see you, and I can't talk to you. I will be ever wondering how's been your life. Does anyone bully you? Do you feel cold over there? And do you get lost again? But, I don't know about it... cos it has been such a long time you have disappeared.

Any little thing in my life, will reminded me of you. Whenever I drive, the so familiar song from the CD you burnt for me, reminded me of you. The empty car seat, reminded me of you. The seat is empty now, so is my heart. This tinge of lost and emptiness is so... unbearable.

When I went to places we went together, reminded me of you. When I went to new places, I will regret for not able to bring you there. Why must you leave... dun you know alot of people missing you too?

I know you are busy... just take care, and think of me too.

Vulgar Requested

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Vulgar,

Recently I full of vulgar to sprout, but being such a nice guy I have no better vulgar to sprout other than (in fav order) -

1. Cao Cheebye
2. Fuck You
3. Pukitiang
4. Go to hell BITCH
5. DIAO you mother hen
6. U Ham Ka Can

Oh dear... thats very miserable okay?I never realise that I can be so lame. If I involve in an accident how? 1 min can finish my vulgar lei. Cai Cheebye Fuck You Pukitiang Go to hell BITCH DIAO your mother hen U Ham Ka Can... Pay Me!

How? Can you pls tell me what are the better vulgar arsernal?

If you dun leave a vulagr, Cao Cheebye (again, sigh...).

I have a BAD friend

it's 1 am now...

Kah Loon says:
aft 30 min if you havnet sleep, i show u sometng

I MISS STEF SO MUCH! says:
wat

I MISS STEF SO MUCH! says:
ur cock?

I MISS STEF SO MUCH! says:
thanks no

Kah Loon says:
nic than my cock

I MISS STEF SO MUCH! says:
ur mother...

I MISS STEF SO MUCH! says:
nice

I MISS STEF SO MUCH! says:
clothes?

Kah Loon says:
no...

I MISS STEF SO MUCH! says:
then

Kah Loon says:
lat u will know la fuck

I MISS STEF SO MUCH! says:
cheebye

I MISS STEF SO MUCH! says:
sure

I MISS STEF SO MUCH! says:
i wait for ur cock

Kah Loon says:
fuck yourself

Fucking flammers

Just home and read about the storm Skyler had with some stupid flammers. And it reminds me of my cheebye flammers too (Sally's fans not counted cos they are too immature to be flammers).

Long way back, I was quite active on one pet forum. Well... all the while I was quite adored and until one day, on the issue of whether should one keeps a stray mongrel inside a HDB flat, I opined that other people may not like it... and whoola... storm started. And from then on I realised the power (and wickedness) of those flammers. You see, the biggest flammer was a GIRL. And, guess what happened, those fucking ass-licking guys joined in and supported her, even though how terrible her argument was. Well, the annoyance of those flammers were, they tend to misquote you, and bite on any one of your weak sentences. That is damn irritating can? If I don't respond, I was seen as a lame. If I responded, they will bite on me.

So, what to do with these flammers? I have no energy to deal with their nonsense. Just sprout some four-letter words on them and I was banned from that forum, forever.

By the way, if you are interested, just go and browse and see who had kena banned there, forever. Anyway, no worth visit there, full of stupid morons. Fuck them cheebye.

Anyway, I just want to tell Skyler, that is your own comment, and your own blog. Dun bother about other people, esp those moron flammers. Let them eat their own shit and choke to die.

For me, I dun bother abt flammers anymore. They are so stupid and can die. This is my blog, and I write lousy english to entertain myself, CAN? And I only write for the one I love, that is she. Noone else is important.

Fuck off you flammers. Go and die.

Too bored at home, gonna watch some porns later :)

Malaysian! Read THIS!

Just copy and paste from Malaysiakini

"I am a non-bumiputera born in Bentong, Pahang, Malaysia. I feel sad that until 1969, I was a pure Malaysian but now I am considered a non-bumiputera Malaysian.

Non-bumiputeras who have left Malaysia and have been given equal opportunities in other countries would naturally prefer to take up citizenship in those non-biased countries and give up their Malaysian citizenship. For example, in the UK, all citizens are given equal rights and there is no institutionalised racial discrimination as in Malaysia.

Many non-bumiputera Malaysians overseas, including my children, say they don`t wish to live in a country that refers to them as non-bumiputeras although this is where they were actually born.

In which other countries are the citizens referred to as bumiputera and non-bumiputera? Why is there this terminology for Malaysian citizens born in this land? Can I ask my government that?"

By the way, I have fled this bloody Malaysia.

Fuck you cheebye Malaysian (sorry I meant Bumi).

Aiyo Bistro

Last night I went to JB for dinner. I gone down to Holiday Plaza because I wanted to buy "something"... kekeke.

Ordered plate of Maggi Mee Goreng from that Ayub Bistro... my Teh Ice came first... tasteless... nvm... I waited patiently for my most favourite Maggi Mee Goreng.

I think this noodle not available in Singapore. It is simply the Maggi Mee (curry flavour), and then fried with vege and some other stuff... it's simple dish but you need some skill to make it delicious. Or else it taste crap like a plate of instant noodle.

I wait for my Maggi Mee Goreng... and sipping my tasteless tea patiently. Nvm, good food gonna wait.

Woola... the noodle came. KNNCCB. It is just a PLAIN Maggi Mee Goreng. Nothing else. Not even have some vege, egg or tauhu or whatever. You expect me to pay say RM6 for this meal?

Shit. Bloody sucker. Slow service, lousy food, and expensive. They should change their restaurant name to Aiyo Bistro.

So sweet...

Stef's latest pic from USA...

Missing you.

Freak Accident!

4 words to describe what happened - KNN CaoCheebye Pukitiang Fuck-you-mother-hen!

1 word to summarise - SIANZZZZZ!

PC show... damn cram

I am not a PC freak... but I went to PC show at Suntec. Because I wanna spend some money. And I did, bloody hell.

I no need to buy any PC or laptop, cos I just had my new PC... so I basically close my eye while squeezing my LP between those nerds/chiobu.

But I stopped at a booth selling webcam... I tot to myself, "Oh ya maybe I need a new webcam (anyway I duno for what reason), my bloody old cam resolution is damn... fucking lousy."... so I see see lor... By the way this booth selling Ranger product (what the hell I duno it's good or not). Anyway I cannot tahan the sweet talk of that demure and sweet girl... so I ended up bought a new webcam... very flexible type... with rigid cock ... oops... rigid cord. Cannot auto-focus somemore!

I wanna sell you at $40, wan?

3 second after I paid... I regret... cheeby... the cord so short man. Imagine my CPU on the floor... what the fuck the webcam can see? My LP or my butt? Fucking sianzz... cost me $69. I whisper to myself... "CaoJiBai. My cock is longer than this fucking cord..."

Then I walk walk walk in jibai mood and saw this booth selling another "flexible" webcam... KNNCCB selling only at $35... and it's much more better than the Ranger one lor... can auto-focus somemore.... what the heck... anyway I bought it... nice.

Anyway, also bought Sandisk thumb drive 1 GB at $50... dirt cheap man. And Kingston 1 GB SD card at $50... And a wireless mouse + SD card reader at $39.90 (I regret abt it cos I could actually get a Microsoft wireless keyboard + wireless mouse at $79, fuck). Dun ask me how much I spent... dun remind me pls.

Go PC show is same as choosing a wife, you never know when will the next good one appears... hahaha... damn pathetic can. So lame.

so this is my wife... very lovely

After PC show, went SGH to fetch Serene home. This poor baby terribly sick now... such a poor thing... cough cough cough.

Dun buy the Ranger product from now on, folk. By the way, I can sell you the brand new Ranger webcam... the cord is short but suit you well if you are using laptop or putting ur CPU on the table... I bought $69, selling you at $40 okay? Wan? Come la lelong lelong.