Firework show in JB

Hee... I have been away for so many days during this long CNY holiday. Basically I am busy for these few things: 1) Bring my mum around; 2) Bring my whisky exercise (I love him so much); and 3) Slacking around (nope, I did not sleep around... sigh). I told you my neighbours played fireworks on CNY eve right? Okay, let me show you some of the photos...

My Reunion Dinner

I went to Li Yu Men (meant "Gate of Koi") for this year Reunion Dinner. The english name of this restaurant is... ehh... HOLLYWOOD. Kinda lame lei... Pui...

This is the first year we ate out, cos it was my mum's bday. Cry... I got to share the cost... I am very stingy one... money not enough mah...

my mum's birthday party

the cheese cake... yummy

I think the dish suck... but oklar... at least can gather together

One thing good about celebrating Chinese New Year in JB is, you can play fireworks... here is like no government one.

this is not a ghost, it was my bro playing the firecracker in the middle of the road

now you know why there are so many fire cases

wait... let me pose sui sui first

my sister preparing the firecracker

yeah... I am going to send your pic to polis

hang on...

ready...

12.00am. run for your life...

Well, you can't do all these things in Singapore. And that night, my neighbours also played fireworks. Mind you, those fireworks were as splendid as our National Day firework lor. I will post up the photos soon...

Go out to take Ang Pao now... Gong Xi Gong Xi

Happy Doggie Year... Woof Woof!

Opps... last night I did not update my blog because I was knocked out by sleeping bug. I happened to lie on the bed around 9pm, and I felt so exhausted and kinda fainted on my bed. Hmm... leelee you must have given me some mesmerizing pill in my drink isit :P

I did not brush my teeth, did not prepare Whisky meal, did not iron my shirt... aiyooo jialat. Then I woke up around 5am, and there were 2 sms blinking. One from Sherry asking me: "Where are you". Well, I AM HOME LAR. Or else where you expect I am. Then the second sms from Becky meimei asking me: "Who aeroplane you?". Ahem... those who like to aeroplane me, know who are them lor. Yeah Becky you are not aeroplane me, cos you don't even wan to travel by my aeroplane, wahaha just joking nia. Catch no ball? Forget it. But hor, I can tell you, for all my friends, only loon and leelee never give me aeroplane, and we can kinda meet for every week once or twice kind one, esp my buddy loon, love you muak muak!

AND YOU! YES YOU SJ, WE CAN NEVER FORGET YOUR AEROPLANE STORY WITH QIU SHUI DURING THE 01/01/2006.

But SJ is kinda sentimental friend, he sent out the self-making new year cards since 1995 without fail, to his friends. Some people may not appreciate bah? But for us, we think he is really making effort by doing so. Clap Clap. Nowadays noone will care to maintain friendship by simple new year greeting lor... clap clap to SJ...

Collection of SJ's New Year Cards

I will go back to hometown Batu Pahat for reunion dinner this Saturday morning, and will travel back to Singapore on Sunday night. For those who want to tumpang my car, or want to have a "late" reunion dinner with me, sms me. Early appointment is required or I am regret to inform you that your q-number is 2394 (go buy 4D bah).

Wishing you Happy and Prosperous Woof Woof Year!

Sally Propaganda AGAIN!!!

Again, Sally's die hard promoter SJ fired me with tons of Sally propaganda. Below are the true and original conversation between us, without editing. Forgive me for our polluting english.

Me: twins not bad lei. all GOLD

SJ: Sandy didn’t get any this year.. very weird

Me: pls la, sandy also consider GUO QI now.. twins reali good, even beat SHE

SJ: Please la… SHE is not popular in HK… Twins also Guo Qi liao.. u can read some articles then you know.. they don’t have good songs these 2 years…. If there is no tiger in the forest, monkey also can be KING…. listened this before?

Me: Ya no wonder that time Sally could win some little award, cos TIGER (fay wong) not yet out - Tiget n monkey story

SJ: No.. certain ways faye and sally different era of diva.. in year 1993. sally won faye.. but 1994 lost to her… faye only grabbed 2 years, sally 4 years..

SJ: in HK industry, definitely sally is one of super diva followed by Anita Mui.. 1988 and 1990 is her year… especially 1988.. her song Zhu Fu is now still the LONGEST staying in HK snog chart… 33 weeks… Nobody can beat liao…

Me: u fang da pi LAR. Ask ANYONE who is the DIVA in last time HK, most people probably will say Faye Wong. Never Sally.

SJ: then u go HK and ask loo… cant ask ppl here… like diva in HK now Joey is not popular outside HK.

SJ: Diva – Xu Xiao Feng -> Anita -> Sally + Sandy -> Faye -> Cass (peng ling)-> Sammi -> Joey + Miriam.

Me: DUN MAKE ME LAUGH LA.. MIRRIAM???????????????????????????????????????????????? NOT EVEN POPULAR OK. IF U PUT SAMMI THEN I CAN CONVINCED, NOT MIRRIAM... ITS UR OWN FUCxING SALLY CHART ISIT

SJ: According to JSG award la….. in fact sandy lam never grabbed most popula singer… all 4 years sally got it.

I talked about how Sally snatched other's husband (i.e George Lam), then SJ suddently deaf quiet... no denfence...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Someone pls date me!

I am so sianz today. Whole day I had nothing to do and I just finished one vcd. Noone dates me for shopping recently, and as usual some people will just aeroplane me lar. Sianzzz...

So sianz until I have nothing to blog about, because basically I am really whole day at home.

This is my Japanese name... cool or not?

Can someone pls date me? Or else I am really rotting my life away. Sigh...

Ya this is a boring blog. I am bored till die.

Oh... heard the news about the debate btw PAP and WP. See, election is coming (March 06), bet with me?

Busy arr with Whisky...

I am very busy these few days. Yeah, I have been busy with my new handsome doggie - Whisky. Yesterday afternoon, I went to Holland Village's Pet Lovers Centre to buy his stuff. I need things such as grooming kits, dental care, anti-tick and flea, tooth brush and tooth paste, Ear Cleaning Solution etc. All the things you could think of for the arrival of new baby lar.

wasai, all these things cost me $140...

Then, today afternoon I brought Whisky to visit the vet. I need to make sure that his general health condition is ok. And being a kiasu owner, also wants to make sure that his microchip number is the correct one as in his pedigree cert. Wahaha.

Doctor said he is a very good dog, very obedient, and no health problem. Except that he is overweight and his tooth is not in tip-top condition. Yeah, I need to start a weight-reducing programme for him... jogging everyday.

his pee pee and poo poo area. And I still need to train him to pee and poo at the right place

his dining area

such a handsome dog. He is big, but not fierce at all lor (at least to me)

And the vet treated him with Heartworm BloodTest, Heartworm prevention, deworming, and nail clipping (he hates that)... wah... costs me $160. But ok lar, he is my bao bei now. Must sayang him. Most important he is healthy.

You see, I am damn busy these few days. Still got those boliao people want to flame me by email or at BBS Board. Crazy arr you all? Nothing to do isit? Then go fuck a spider lar, or let spider fuck you. You CHEEBY KIA. Can't understand what is CHEEBY? It mean your ASSHOLE lar.

See, I really no time to rebute all you guys attack on me, and I don't plan to do so, because I have better thing to do. So, if you need my attention, then behave like a dog, shake your tail, raise your asshole and go fuck by a spider. Okay?

Am I too much? hahaha, THIS IS MY BLOG AND I CAN WRITE ANYTHING I LIKE. And if you can't accept, fuck off.

My handsome new dog - Whisky

This morning I went to Woodlands to view a dog. It was a Shetland and I have been looking for this breed long time ago... wasai... finally I got it. It is an adult dog, about 1 yr old plus. Looks very healthy and nice temperament. Very ideal dog...

This dog is quite a big size... and his name is Whisky. Very handsome dog. Oh... one thing, he is a gentleman. So far, he only bark once when I left the house.

And me and him getting along quite well. I think he starts to get close to me lar... wahaha, anyway I am a good dog trainer. I can gao dim a dog in 1 hr one... yooo...

This is a strong dog, and I hope can bring him to jog with me every night... :P

Horrible Experience in JB (Ladies Beware)!

Below was a story told by Queenie Foo

From: Queenie Foo
Sent: Friday, January 20, 2006 8:34 AM

tell u wat... there was sth bad nearly happened me last night when i walked to car park to get my car. when i was waiting the lift, there's a guy who didn't look like local who walked pass me and then stood beside me. i felt strange and i felt that he's not decent. i was alone there although there were some ppl passing by as the life was just right at one of the entrance of plaza pelangi. in a very short while, the lift came and i walked in. the guy walked in as well. i didn't think that he's going down to B3 as i didn't think he was going down car park. i was very very scared when i was alone with him in the lift. i felt that sth bad's going to happen. and suddenly i spoke to him, asked him where he's going and i said the lift is going down. then i observed his reaction. he was shocked and then he pressed 5. as it was just 2 floors down and by the time he pressed 5 i arrived at B3. but wat was worse was that, B3 was usually very quiet. there hardly had ppl. the guy walked out from the lift as well (but he pressed 5 remember?) and followed behind me. i was really scared that time and i prepared to scream as loud as possible. then suddenly from the lift at the other corner, my colleagues walked out and said hi to me. then i quickly went beside them. at that very moment u noe, there were somebody walked out from there. and those lift were not frequently used by us as that's for shoppers. if at that critical moment, had my colleagues not there i really don't noe wat would happen to me next. walao... i was still feeling scare now.

Best regards,
Queenie Foo
Ernst & Young, Johor Bahru
Assurance and Advisory Business Services (AABS)

Letter from Prime Minister of Malaysia

I received UPS Express. It was a letter from Prime Minister of Malaysia, Mr Abdullah...

Wahaha... very formal envelope... from Prime Minister Department...

All because I wrote a letter to him and complained about the corruption cases in Malaysia. Yeah, I am such a busybody, and I admit. Why don't you see me as a righteous and outspoken guy? Hehe...

Not bad him, at least he replied me (although I know it was a standard reply). And I respect him, but one thing hor, he should have also call me lar... minus this fellow mark... wahaha.

My letter to him -

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PM reply to me -

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This is the translation in English -

Sir,

With due respect I refer to your letter dated 14 August has been received by YAB Dato Seri Abdullah Bin Haji Ahmad Badawi, Prime Minister of Malaysia.

2. Malaysian Government strives hard to eliminate corruption, however, this goal could only be achieved with all cooperation. Those who break the laws shall not bribe. If there is anyone asking for bribe, please report him or her to the Authority.

Thank you.

“To Serve the Nation”

Malaysia is a corrupt country

Malaysia is a corrupt country. Well, to be fairer, maybe I should say Malaysia is a more corrupt country if compared to Singapore. I dare to make this statement, because I WAS A MALAYSIAN, and I grew up in that kind of system.

Ask any Malaysian, and they will give you 101 stories of all kinds of corruption cases. And it has become more and more rampant and blatantly bastard. Malaysian now no longer regards corruption as a SHAME, but they classfied corruption into LEGAL CORRUPTION and ILLEGAL CORRUPTION. And my dear friend SJ support this theory.

According to this theory, it is COMMON for corruption to occur, example, company discount, freebies etc, and as long as don't get caught, it is LEGAl. Whereas, for those kena caught one, automatically become ILLEGAL lor... clap clap such a brilliant theory.

The most common (and popular) corruption stories in Malaysia are:

1. POLIS, yeah, Malaysian Polis. U see, normal citizens damn scare of polis. Because once they stop you, they will extort you for some sort of "money". The most common method is they stop your car (even if you do not commit any traffic offence), and they will try to falsely find your fault. Then they will say, "Macam mana, you nak tolong tak?" (meant How, you wan help?). Then they will say "YOU KNOW HOW TO HELP YOURSELF". And in this case, you need to fold your money under your driving licence DISCREETLY, and hand it for them to "check". Of cos the money will disappear after the checking;

2. DRIVING CENTRE, yeah, they make headline recently. Driving centre will have some connection with the JPJ (Transport Ministry) and if you "top-up" your driving fee for say, RM100, you will pass your test. Or else, sure fail one. For me, I failed my 1st test, nothing wrong, just because I refused to pay only. Dun believe me? Read the news lor... I understand now the "top-up fee" has increased;

3. And in business world, it is so rampant. You need some bribery to do business, secure contract etc. I did not experience it but I believe it is true... ask your uncle friends la they will tell you.

I hate corruption. Be it "LEGAL" or "ILLEGAL". All are damn shameful acts to me. Because of this kind of system, people won't strive for their best and they expect some kind of windfall from other means. And I vote for Meritocracy system, mean the success is not due to connection, favour or fear. And I believe only the system without corruption can achieve a prosperous and fairer society.

Well, if you tell me Malaysia is corruption-free now. Damn you, open your eye and read more news. Don't live in your fantasy dream forever.

p/s I wrote to Malaysian PM Abdullah about that, and I will post you his reply soon.

Sally is very "famous" and "pretty"

My friend SJ is a crazy fan of Sally. He likes to promote Sally in whatever way he could. And he always tells me how great how great is her Sally. Sometimes if he send me the song from MSN, he will send me "unidentified" song which, will definitely turn out to be Sally's song (and of cos it freak me and I will off my speaker immediately).

He always telling me that Sally got many awards from HK musical stations etc. But sometimes he would also tell me that those awards received by the singers nowadays (e.g. Twins) were all "porky" award (pork award mean DIVIDE PORK AWARD). But then hor, does it mean that his precious Sally also got porky awards last time? Ha... SJ will deny that, he would say that the award last time had higher quality than now is... confusing right?

Sally dun be faint lar, I am going to talk some nice things about you k?

You see, SJ told me Sally is SO POPULAR in Malaysia, USA and Canada, even now... do u really think so? I can tell you hor, ask 10 youngsters now, 9 wont know who is this woman. Oklar, maybe he needs to rephrase that Sally is SO POPULAR in Malaysia, USA and Canada, among older generation. But I am doubtful about this fact, at least I DUN think Sally is POPULAR now.

But why SJ thinks Sally is still popular now? Sally doesn't release any album now. Maybe few yrs ago had, but not in my impression any hot popular chart lei... well, of cos Sally every year will organise one concert, but all just "old fried rice frying again" songs lei... maybe all audience just old fans or worst still... giving away free tickets (I duno... dun scold me for that)... wahaha

advise: pls dun run ard in sweaty armpit, very smelly de you know?

And SJ also likes to tell me that Sally is such a powerful diva, in such a way that noone could ever have any singing skill better than Sally. Well... if want to compare, how about Sandy? Sammi? All dummy singer isit? Anyway, can't compare singing skill in such a subjective way lar. If I like a singer, I can regard her as diva. So what? Twins is diva, choy mei? Dun tell me Sally can form a GROUP and dancing around with Alam... haha... different people have different talents la...

Sally loves to run ard in BRA, u think that's nice or not?

I think SJ just lives in history. No doubt, Sally was famous singer last time, but sad to say, no longer now... anyway, no harm to like anyone, but have to be sensible in your loving... you cannot deny any other people for their talent. As I said, singer is in entertainment arena, and their job is to entertain people. Their success is judged by how well they can entertain people, not by past history or whatever bragging...

By the way, this is not Sally hate site, and plssss Sally fan dun send me email to flame me. I am damn scare okay? Sally fans Berry powerful one ( at least 3 in Singapore).

"Below sentence just to pacify Sally's fans although it is quite fake"

Sally was a very successful singer and I respect her okay?

By the way, today I did not edit any of Sally's photos okay? All photos were from SJ's website...

I am thin and slim, but I have no breast...

I love to wear BRA, cannot meh?