SJ is a Doraemon?

ドラえもん!

Oh.... now we think SJ really looks like Doraemon lei... cos... Doraemon is a cat mah. And SJ so scared of all kinds of dogs big or small... when he saw my dogs, he will jump up the wall and scream like a cat. Meowwwww... (p/s SJ said he HATES dog!) KNN CCB...

I believe I can fly... if I see your doggie... meow

But now we all unanimously think that SJ behaves more like Nobita Nobi (野比のび太)... his behaviour lar. Anyway, ZM tried to match SJ face and he actually looks quite alike to Nobita lei... wahaha

Somehow I think Nobita's eye bigger (dun worry, I will post SJ's extra big eye later)

Dark Secret

Last night I did something real bad... I think deep inside everyone we all have some dark secrets... that's the reason i never assume anyone is as innocent as it appears to be.

So, I am telling you now, I am not a good person! And no point for me to act good person. I believe if God dig out my heart, it is full of black black tar. Wahaha... how about you?

Last night around 3am, there were some dogs barking up there on mount faber... so noisy! So, my Whisky also joined them for fun. Although he only bark softly, but kinda annoying too. I kept on asking him to be quiet, but he persisted. So, I got up and gave him a tight slap... then he hid in one corner. Affecting my sleep! Qian Bian!

This afternoon I went to TTSH to take the Rabies vaccination jab... hehe Kiasi mah... I love dogs so much... what if one day they bite me lei? By the way, it was not painful at all... I think only took less than 5 min for the jab.

even got a vaccination booklet (valid worldwide), meant I can go ard to bite people kekeke

I am gonna bite those cheeby kia hehe

What the hell are you?

I visited a website and found out that I look like someone really "funny"...

I got so funny meh???!!!

You uploaded your photo, and the intelligent web will tell you who the hell you lookalike... but strangely, we Asian all lookalike some other Asian lei...

So, my dear SJ tried his matching... dong dong dong dong...

wah Jet Li lei...

But he is still not convinced... another try...

Still not convinced, so now try to open his eye big big to act cute cute... oklar... now looks like this bubbly Korean handsome... puke!


But maybe SJ is not the only one try to act cute... heehee... look at my friend ZM...

oh my God... Gong Li must be screaming and crying now!

So, what the hell are you? http://www.myheritage.com/

My favourite haunts

I have spent nearly one month in Berlin... and that has to be the nicest trip I ever had. I do not think I will have that same kind of experience again, i.e. sponsored air tickets, free accomodation, friendly guide, guilt-free money to spend, and of cos alot of free time to roam around. Unlike those duck group tour, I really had my great time blending into the local life there...

every street corner is like an art piece

big bear bear outside the souvenier shop

they love festivals

Even when I back to Singapore, I keep having the kind of nostalgia over there. You won't get this kind of feeling when you visited places near to Singapore such as Taiwan, Hong Kong, Bangkok etc. Because these places more or less having the similar kinds of culture, food, custom with us. However, when I were in Berlin, everything was so new, so exciting, so eye-opener for me... even the normal water they drank was so different from us (they prefer the carbonated water... not our usual kind of plain mineral water).

And being myself having the weird habit, I love to visit the same old place again, and again. I am not the adventurous type of traveller who enjoys exploring the new exotic place. I more prefer to take my own sweet time to blend into the life of that city. And once I develop the kick and click for that place, I would always have the urge to visit that place again. So, few years back I have this kick with KL... I kept visiting there and kind of exploring the place by foot... now I think I have a more expensive urge - that is Berlin. I really hope to go back there again, and so for now on I should start saving, plan my trip, and of cos, looking for a travel mate :)

Ever since I back from Berlin, I simply do not have time and budget to go for another trip, not even to KL... due to my family commitment. So, I have no choice but to explore our tiny island during the weekend. Having a car really helps, but sometimes it can restrict my movement too. Because by planning the route, I will always try my best to avoid places which are crowded, having difficulty in parking, or route which I really not familiar with. And of cos, I don't like to go too far from my house cos I don't like to waste my petrol consumption just because of going to one idiot place... so my favourite haunts would be around central, west and east area.

I used to enjoy visiting the shopping centres when I was free... yeah... I really did enjoy it. But... I kinda get bored of it, because everywhere seems to be the same. Nevertheless, I still enjoy going to my usual haunts such as Bugis, Geylang, Jalan Besar etc. Ya ya I know these places can be considered as "cheapskate" by some of the people, but these were the places I grown up and I really have some feeling with that...

And recently, I start to explore new places. I like those places with good food, not so crowded, with tinge of old generation, relax... and family friendly one... so, now a new place I like is Katong. I have also explored certain parks such as East Coast Parks, Marina South, West Coast Park and Mount Faber. But certainly, the places which my Whisky enjoy most are West Coast Park and Mount Faber... though these are more secluded and not much facilities though.

If you have any good suggestion, care to share?

Mystery...

Yesterday when I came home, something mysterious happened...

Usually when I reached the doorstep, can hear Whisky jumping hysterically... knocking himself against the door... but yesterday all silent. So I thought something must have happened.

I opened the door, and couldn't see him... I tried to call him, but no response! So it kinda freaked me out... cos on previous night, when I brought him to Mount Faber, I duno what he did or what he ate, his mouth was dripping in blood when he came back to me (I did not leash him and let him ran around exploring)...

Because I so scared he die in the house... so I looked ard every corners... finally I heard a weak woof woof... aha... he was locked in my bedroom! But one thing puzzled me... usually when I off to work, I will close my bedroom door. And before I went out, I make sure he is in the living room...

So, that means he was inside my bedroom from 7am to 8pm... such a poor thing... until now, I still duno how he managed to get into my bedroom...

p/s not a single soul in my house from 7am to 8pm, but someone did tell me there was one "invisible black man" inside my house... huh?

Bloody Hell Lady Boss

Hey folks how's your weekend? Seriously I think 2 days rest is not enough... feel damn sianz today when about to go for work. By the way, yesterday had burning sun and I nearly die of dehydration.

Ask you something,

Let say you work in branch A of department WTF, and there is branch B in same dept WTF...

If one day, you receive a call from Mr. Dude, asking for some info about project-I-NOT-STUPID... which was a project managed by branch B (and duno some collaboration with other depts)... what will you do???

For me, I told Mr. Dude it is branch B's purview, took down the email, and forwarded it to head of branch B. I am a good worker cos I din push Mr. Dude around right?

Then... this lady head of branch B got real irritated and called me... said, "Why you told Mr. Dude it is under my branch, this is a collaboration among other depts u know? You know, my branch already so many things to do."

Come on... she wanted to SIAM like that? It is so obvious the project is under her branch. And since my branch and her branch is the same dept, of cos I will forward to her cos I simply duno what are the other depts involved.

Then she continued to blah blah blah and I let her be, and dun want to argue with her. Because everyone know she is of the neurotic type one... when things happen, then appeared completely stress up and out of her right mind... sad for those who had a neurotic lady boss...

If you can be the branch head, but simply don't take responsibility, come on... shame on you. Bloody hell!

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Whisky the Superstar

I told you I brought Whisky for new hairdo right? Aiyoo... found out today that they posted his photo on their website lei...

Hehe must ask for copyright fee liao... but nvm lar... since Whisky so handsome... let them post lor... :)

Tmr I will go to JB again... makan... shop... relax... shuang... RM Power man

Then Sunday will bring Whisky to ECP... got a pet carnival there lei... let Whisky go there play play lor...

Hmm... talk about play play... I always bring Whisky to Mt Faber at late night to run run one... usually ard 9pm... but then hor... my dear neighbour told me this which made me cold sweat -

YL: u better becareful...i met spiting cobra upthere b4, my dog die becoz of that. please leash your dog. Just behind our block, near to the angmo house, my jack russell die after 3 days. the snake of course die also. my dog bite the evil snake till die..ppl said she try to protect me.

SCARY MAN

Aiyooooooooooooo so damn scary man... but... I will still bring Whisky for run lor... he likes to go exercise what... mischap happen anywhere and anytime... so... don't worry too much lor... just be extra careful... to someone out there - If I meet a cobra and die there, remember to cry for me hehehe...

Stupid Malaysian - I want pump your petrol, cannot meh?!

Last night I went to JB again... yeah, to pump petrol. Cannot meh? Oh... talk abt petrol in JB, read this cheeby stupid article -

You can again see how naive those Malaysians are. Wanna set-up a special petrol pump for Singaporean to charge higher price lei. You all think Singaporean very rich is it? If I have money, you think I still so stupid (and waste time in traffic jam) wanna come JB pump petrol meh? Well... you may say "got money buy car, no money pump petrol meh"... then I ask you lar, you can apply credit card, mean you need to spend up to your credit limit meh? Or, you got money, need to burn it or throw to sea meh?

Naive... typical Malaysian mentality. Anything happen then eye become red and wanna target us, think we are damn rich like that. Oh maybe they only can afford cheapskate proton that's why unhappy... Come on... we go JB also spend money to boost your bloody economy what. Order one plate of economy rice also need RM5, equal to S$2.50 lei... bloody hell expensive.

If they really set up special petrol pump to con Singaporean money, think sooner or later NO SINGAPOREAN WILL GO TOUR IN MALAYSIA LAR... we as well go Batam even shiok shiok... KAN NI NA!

Relax Weekend

Saturday I went to JB for a relax weekend. If you were a poor man like me, for sure you love to spend your money there. Wahaha... I bought a nice T-shirt from Metro Plaza Pelangi for only RM19.90. Well, I can only say that this is the first time I REALLY got a REAL discounted sale thingy from Malaysia. Usually when they put up things for sale, either it is the out-of-fashion item, or they mark up the price first (I know hor, I worked in those mall before).

Then I also had a nice haircut at the Indian Barber shop... nowadays I decide to abandon my old-timer Unisex salon (just located few shops next to the Indian one)... aiya price is the factor lar... and somemore the cutting not bad too... sorry hor ah mei. :P

Then before heading home, I went to Ah Kao for our dinner... yummy fried meehoon... must try it man.

KNN the petrol price in Malaysia has increased! Usually I could pump till RM50, but I realise that my bill has become RM60 only that I realise it has increased RM0.30 per litre... PUI***(&*&&*^

Yesterday I brought Whisky for a haircut... master had haircut, doggie must also has it mah... I want to trim his fur to make him looks thinner... because hor... many so called experts keep telling me that my Whisky is OBESE lei... but I am pretty sure he is not lor... maybe he just oversized, or due to his fluffy coat lor... my kelian Whisky. In order to save him from more humiliation, its better to trim him abit...

Then for the 3 hours waiting time, I went to East Coast for Katong Laksa! Hmmmm yummy yummy... very delicious lei... then hor I also went to nearby pet shop to hug the cute long-haired CHH and a big golden puppy... so adorable...

My Whisky returned with very neat and tidy haircut... maybe can show you if you want? You sure love him one de... :)

Aiyo do u read the recent news about the missing girl? Very spooky lei... because like in Huang Na case, both also kena kidnapped not by stranger, but by someone they knew... another theory telling me maybe the actual things were done by ALIEN! But then they brainwashed these people to admit that... haha... who knows... but one thing so weird, why the so called murderers so guai to lead the police to the scene lei? Weird...

Oh... caling Becky one two three... she has been missing for months liao... maybe also kena kidnapped by Alien... anyone see her pls let me know... wanted for $500 reward.