Gimme more time

Oh... recently I am damn busy... so busy till I have no time to sleep... can someone pls gimme more time?

Ok... to update... remember I got to organise two lunch buffets for my company? One was at a posh hotel on last saturday... hmm... it was quite successful and I am surprised that most of them were quite happy... even the door gift ($2) I bought from Daiso were gladly accepted by them. I bought 6 different gifts and let them picked... some even wanted to exchange with each other for their prefered one.

Then monday was another buffet which I organised within my company premises... this one sap sap water lar... nothing excited cos I already expected most of them will happy with the food... $20 catering per head lei... how to complaint??? And *clap clap* my boss helped me to pay up first ($1050)... so nice of him.

Hmm... recently I had some arguments with some idiot cheeby people on one forum... now I realise how unreasonable some people can be. Could even quote and tried to corner me with all the allegations... forget it lar... I already so sianz to response them. Snake and rat one hole what... how to explain? Maybe next time I have more time then I elaborate to you guys...

Boy... I kinda miss my days in Berlin... I hope I can go back there once a year and stay there for at least 2 weeks... now try to save more money...

guys... I miss your so much... (and the beer of cos)

I am sick

I am getting very sick recently. Monday I felt dizzy, and yesterday came the full blown attack - running nose and sneazing non-stop. Today start recovering, no more running nose but still feel uncomfortable in my throat. I think I am getting well soon bah. If not for the Mee Siam Teo dabao for me, today I as well throw one MC.

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One thing that cheers me up:

Share the Fruits of Growth with all adult Singaporeans — Growth Dividends

All adult Singaporeans will get Growth Dividends. Those who earn less or live in smaller homes will get more Growth Dividends. Close to half of adult Singaporeans will get $800.

To receive Growth Dividends, you must:

Be a Singapore citizen,
Be aged 21 years or above as of 31 December 2005; and
Sign up for the Progress Package by 31 December 2006.

I should be able to get $600... woohaaa!

love you... uncle lee

Malaysian, don't envy me. Ask your Pak Lah to give you. Ne nenene ne... :P

Give you $20 find a buffet lunch and gift for me, can?

Friend, what can you do if you have $20? Can you go for a buffet lunch, and get yourself a gift as well?

TMD, that's what I am supposed to organise for 50 parasites. Tiannn ar... how can it be possible? I was "arrowed" by my management to utilise the annual staff welfare fund of $20 per person to organise a lunch, preferably a posh and presentable one because they are going to invite some big shots too (when I say Big Shots I REALLY mean No.1, 2 & 3 in my company). And these big shots may also bring some free riders (a.k.a family) to join in. So, have to cater for about 60 persons.

Man, I scratch my head real hard. In previous years, it was organised by another lady. And I think all these bunch of old folks were really pampered because every year they went to hotel buffet, and now their expectation become higher and higher. Their $20 become very BIG okay? Hokkien mean "wan cheap still wan fresh" somemore.

From what i know, every year that lady played the "risk game". Because she assumed that not all people will turn up, so the cost would cover for each other and hopefully it won't exceed the budget. So, she will look for the buffet price for let say $25, and pray that not everyone will turn up.

Being a resourceful man I am, I manage to find a posh hotel buffet at $22++ after much negotiation... hohoho... I believe they should be satisfied with that.... and for the gift... hahaha... I got them from Daiso ($2 per gift)... clever lei... or else what do they expect? $20 VERY BIG isit?

Anyway, I have accomplised my task. But TMD... I got to fork out the money to pay first. Plsss... dun ever give me this kind of shit task again. Gain nothing one.

SIBEH SUAY!

Horrible Old Fellow - Fortune God --> Go eat shit

Oh my... this year must be very unfortunate year for Goat likes me. First, my car battery went flat ($120)... then my spectacles spoilt ($300)... then my boss's mum passed away ($30)... then I got arrow to organise our annual lunch ($3000, will be paid back n-months though). All these cost money OKAY???

My heart veriiiiiiiiiii pain lei.

Gong Xi Gong Xi... woof

All because of this damn fortune god figure lar. I really don't understand, why must the CNY celebration be associated with this horrid lurid old man. Everywhere I go, can see Him. Almost every CNY song, got mentioned of him... piss off man. Even the CNY Lighting at Singapore River also had this horrid looking old dirty fellow where everyone crowded under Him to receive his "blessing". KNN... so good I already strike Toto now. Why must people associate CNY with all these Taoist figures? I am not against any religion, but Chinese also can be Buddhist, Christian, Muslim and even Hinduism right?

I think I am damn suay cos I saw this gigantic old fellow. Pui. No luck this year.

Happy Valentine Day!

So, today how you spent your Valentine Day? Most of my friends went out with their loved one. For me... I went...

JB PUMP PETROL!

Shock arr? Aiya... nothing to do mah, and noone to date me what. What to do? For those eligible girls, either have their darlings, or some chose to go out with bunch of girls (to be fair to all guys? weirdo...). Lonely lonely night... anyway, I don't think Valentine Day is a good day to go out lar... all business gimmick nia... $888 for a bunch of roses? Crazy...

Anyway, recently the blogger is not stable lei... always couldn't upload the photo... so, can only show u some nice photos now.

Last sunday I went to Gigy house... the dog so happily running around her house lei. I think my doggie loved the natural surrounding lar, so am I... so nice there... after that, we went to Expo to attend the SKC Dog Show!

lots of doggies and people there...

oh... what a lovely husky...

this is where the dogs perform their agility competition

another set up for agility testing... hope Whisky can perform there one day

see the Collie there? such a nice coat man!

Sibeh Sianz

Sibeh Sianz... my car battery went flat this morning. So, got to spend money to replace a new one - $120 leh.

Today is 15th of CNY lei... had your tang yuan already?

a night view from my block... the moon like a big shining cake right?

Where will you go on Valentine Day?

Boy, that freaks me deep into my spine. Have you ever scratching your head until it bleed as to think where should you bring your darling to, during that fucking Valentine Day? Mind you, Valentine Day is for those business people to fuck you, not you to fuck your darling okay? On that day huh, everything is so expensive, and everywhere is so crowded. I always think those who celebrate Valentine Day on that exact day has Neurotic Imbalance, cos you are paying to squeeze in the crowd. But bobian right? Who ask you to have a sui sui darling?

Alright, if you want to save some penny this Valentine Day, maybe I can suggest you some exotic yet cheap itinerary...

Oh don't ever go JB if you have any special celebration (yaya I know it is exotic and cheap). Imagine you get stuck in traffic jam, get sweaty, not romantic at all okay? And don't ever go JB if you have no car. If you have car, then dun hao siao go far far. I remember I was damn dude brought a girl to Kukup which was 2 hrs drive from JB... and to and fro already cost us 4 hrs... just for one seafood meal. You can imagine how black her face liao...

If you want to try something exotic, go farm tour during this Valentine Day. You can celebrate it in advance during weekend, cos this year Valentine Day happen to be on Tuesday *clap clap*.

Early morning (after 11am lar, need more sleep), pick her up and go to this Farmart near Sungei Tengah to have nice breakfast. You two can see some animals there like rabbit, goat etc... if you like (to waste some time), can try the fishing at the prawn pond there. Lots of shops there selling primary products and for sure you can waste some time there.

Farmart link http://www.farmart.com.sg/

Then you two can proceed to this Hay's Dairy Farm near Lim Chu Kang. It is a goat farm which rear the goat for milking and it is opened to public.

In normal day it is very quiet and you two can be mushy mushy as you like. When I was there, always saw some couples feeding the grass to the yang meme (little goat)... kinda romatic hor? They got variety of goats there, big and small... mother, father, and baby. You can buy some grass to feed them.

I Think lots of girls like it lor... hmm... how good if I can with her there.... *dreaming again* can hold your darling little hand while feeding the goat... tell her that the goat will BITE... ohya goat really bite if you put your hand too near them... exciting right?

By the way, it is kinda stinko there... if you don't mind.

You can also go and buy some goat milks to drink... they milking the goat right in front of you...

Hope you have a Happy Valentine Day!

Do you have an invisible friend?

No... I am not talking about GHOST... that pukes me... by the way, I don't believe there is so called Ghost in our tiny little world where everyone masturbating and everyone walking like zombie. Opps my foul words come out again... maybe it has been long time since I behave as such a good boy... I am soliiiii (ur mother hen).

By the way, do you have an invisible friend? You see, one can classify friends into different categories, and mine are like these: (Yes, I rank them in term of PRIORITY)

1. Pig-Dog friend - Yeah, you will understand if you understand it literally. If not, get the clue from its word... Pig and Dog lei... meant those friends willing to eat and sleep (normal sleep, not two-become-one type, you phycho). These friends are very loyal as a doggie (it's a compliment anyway). If you need a dinner date, just sms them and say, "Buddy, tonight go makan." Then their reply surely, "On lar, see you same old place." Or if they are really busy, they will reply, "Oh tonight got date liao, other day can?" Their "rejection" is sincere one and for sure I will be out with them shortly. And I can promise you a night of laughter, nonsense, and fun (of cos beer!) with them. I can use my finger to count how many Pig-Dog friends I have lar. Not many people can qualify under my P-D friend category okay? You are the selected few of priviledge.

2. I don't want to be P-D friend - This is abit complicated. It simply mean that this class of friends having good term with you. Can eat and probably sleep with you, but still not priviledged enough to be your P-D friends. When out with them, can hee hee haa haa for that moment and it is quite shuang. But the next meeting probably is few months later... but, usually P-D friend can be upgraded from this group of people, if you have fate.

3. Vase friend - Ahh... by no mean I am going to insult you, ladies. This category mainly applied to lady (and I dun think I am GAY, yet). Obviously, me being a guy, get attracted to some pretty girls right? And even obvious is that they cannot be my Pig-Dog friend lei... they can eat (but not cheapskate food pls) but they can't sleep with me :( just joking lar you noble. It is always a pleasure to go out a date with a vase friend. I meant, they are pretty and nice right. Other guys sure drooling at them mah, get envious of me... and normally and usually only one vase friend at a time lar... you can't be so flower hearted and if you really do so, your pocket sure get burned and your body will be flamed.

4. Invisible friend - Oh ya, it's you. Invisible friend. This kind of friend hor, is very vaguely defined. Originally they maybe your vase friend. But slowly, they themselves choose to downgrade to be Invisible Friend when they feel your "bad intention". Well, I meant those people on your vase friend list, for sure you have feeling one... and among these vase friends, sure got one "premium" one you like to get and be your Darling mah... then naturally your buttock (or some part) will become itchy and learn from those mushy mushy Korean drama... give chocolate lar, late night call lar, heart pumping fast lar etc. If that ONE vase friend sense your motive hor, and you hao siao go and "express" it then you risk suay suay she will become your invisible friend. Your sms will go to deep sea, and your call to her always go to 1900-I always not free. If like that hor, you know lar, give up lar. No point have any hope lar. But you still can put her back to your vase friend list lar. But, I can tell you this vase is broken... hahaha.

5. Long-time-no-see classmate and they still think you are their friend - Yucks, this group of friend can hardly be called friend okay? Just because you WERE my classmate you want to claim my friend ownership? Go dream long long and eat Whisky shit okay? You see, this group of people have one similar trait, they NEVER attend any of your usual classmate gathering. BUT, when things happen (e.g rumours, gossips etc), they will come out full force to support or against this and that. CAO CHEEBY you fuckers. You think you know more than I know my own friends isit? What the fuck you are by hiding behind a stupid shame clout and assume that you can claim to be my friends? By the way, friends are those to help in need, that show face when needed, NOT those who only talk cock and play aeroplane. So, next time if you heard things like "Oh I really applaud you guy for always organising gatherings, but I always not free to attend lar." then you know he is this kind of fellow. Dun come and tell me that you are ALWAYS busy and ALWAYS cannot attend ANY ONE of our gatherings. You think you are big fuck movie stars or Prime Minister is it. Must send you invitation cards to invite you isit.

So, how many friends you have in each category?

I am a good hairstylist

TMD someone has deleted my previous blog about "Dun ever marry a Singaporean". Whoever you are, so sickening lar you. You can delete my blog but I will still speak out. You coward cheeby what the fiat.

Back to more happy thing, everyday I can't wait to go home and groom my baby. Basically Sheltie needs daily grooming and brushing to keep their hair tidy, sui sui and free of tangle...

doggie grooming kits

Whisky loves grooming... he guai guai stand on the special table I bought for him

WOW... he is so handsome now... see his fluffy coat?

Alot of people like to "intrude" me when I out to walk with my baby... they always scream in excitement like "Wah Lassie"... or "Wah so pretty and nice" etc etc (p/s Lassie is a very famous dog in TV). Pls lar... why u guys see handsome dog all said Lassie lei? He is Whisky OKAY?

Yesterday night even Kua Zhang... while I was walking him, then suddenly got a cab stopped beside me... Hello, I did not wave okay? Then I ignored him lar... this cab hor, suddenly made a U-Turn and another U-turn to stop just beside me AGAIN! I tot he wanna rob me K... but he said in broken english, "Ahh Halowr yourf doog berry naiz lei... haw muchh u boughht him arrf?" Pheew... another secret admirer of my dog again... Bo bian lar... who ask my doggie so handsome lei... wahaha

Tell you guy a secret, today I went JB to pump petrol... during my office lunch time... wahaha... dun tell anyone...

By the way, Blogger got problem these few days lei... first I kena hack, then got problem upload the photo... for you guys longiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing for my blog, sorry to let you drooling hor? Love you alot, Muak!

Are you a dog craze?

Are you a dog craze?

Follow the questions below, and if most of your answers are YES, you are-

1. The first thing you do when reach home is to hug your dog. You won't hug your spouse or baby (if you marry);

2. At the specific time of each day, you will prepare his meal on time (even you have not eaten your meal);

3. If your loving doggie doesn't eat, you worry till die;

4. You always think of what is the delicious meal to cook for your honey;

5. The first shop or section you go to the mall is pet shop;

6. You find walking your dog is damn fun;

7. You can't bear to leave your doggie alone for more than 2 days;

8. You find brushing or bathing your doggie is a very fun thing;

9. You prefer not to go out during weekend or go for holiday because you want to accompany your doggie;

10. You spouse or gf nag you for your attention to your doggie.

If your YES is more than NO, congratulation.

Oh ya, I have all the YES answer...