我的生活，我的你: Where will you go on Valentine Day?

Boy, that freaks me deep into my spine. Have you ever scratching your head until it bleed as to think where should you bring your darling to, during that fucking Valentine Day? Mind you, Valentine Day is for those business people to fuck you, not you to fuck your darling okay? On that day huh, everything is so expensive, and everywhere is so crowded. I always think those who celebrate Valentine Day on that exact day has Neurotic Imbalance, cos you are paying to squeeze in the crowd. But bobian right? Who ask you to have a sui sui darling?

Alright, if you want to save some penny this Valentine Day, maybe I can suggest you some exotic yet cheap itinerary...

Oh don't ever go JB if you have any special celebration (yaya I know it is exotic and cheap). Imagine you get stuck in traffic jam, get sweaty, not romantic at all okay? And don't ever go JB if you have no car. If you have car, then dun hao siao go far far. I remember I was damn dude brought a girl to Kukup which was 2 hrs drive from JB... and to and fro already cost us 4 hrs... just for one seafood meal. You can imagine how black her face liao...

If you want to try something exotic, go farm tour during this Valentine Day. You can celebrate it in advance during weekend, cos this year Valentine Day happen to be on Tuesday *clap clap*.

Early morning (after 11am lar, need more sleep), pick her up and go to this Farmart near Sungei Tengah to have nice breakfast. You two can see some animals there like rabbit, goat etc... if you like (to waste some time), can try the fishing at the prawn pond there. Lots of shops there selling primary products and for sure you can waste some time there.

Farmart link http://www.farmart.com.sg/

Then you two can proceed to this Hay's Dairy Farm near Lim Chu Kang. It is a goat farm which rear the goat for milking and it is opened to public.

In normal day it is very quiet and you two can be mushy mushy as you like. When I was there, always saw some couples feeding the grass to the yang meme (little goat)... kinda romatic hor? They got variety of goats there, big and small... mother, father, and baby. You can buy some grass to feed them.

I Think lots of girls like it lor... hmm... how good if I can with her there.... *dreaming again* can hold your darling little hand while feeding the goat... tell her that the goat will BITE... ohya goat really bite if you put your hand too near them... exciting right?

By the way, it is kinda stinko there... if you don't mind.