Drink more beer, save water!

Yah! That's my motto of life.

I read a news article that makes me sibeh happy. According to blah blah University, if a man drinks 8 alcohols a week, his chance of Erectile Dysfuntion will reduce by 15%.

No wonder lar... I am sooo strong now. Whooooah. My one can be reduced like more than 100%.

Emeline asked, what is my bad point. Oh ya... I just realise the one of thousand...

I always tend to find an excuse for my wrongdoing. Those things that I do'nt feel like doing.

Example

This afternnon when I reached home, I had an ambitious plan to go for jogging.

I past by the hawker centre, I told myself, NO yummy fried rice today! And, no Beer!

So I happilily home, thinking... well, I could shed some pound by running say 20 min.

Then when I walked to kitchen, I sneeze. Bloody hell. I sneeze! Very serious okay! Am I sick?

So, I sat on sofa and asking myself am I sick. If sick, I can't go for jogging lor... how ah... so dilemma...

20 min later. I sat at hawker centre eating yummy fried rice and ordered some beers.

What the hell.

I am a complicated person.

No wonder noone love me and I gonna celebrate my birthday alone at 29 Sep.

Fuck.