My ideal wife

I used to tell my buddy loon what makes a perfect wife for me (although he always refute me with vulgar)... anyway, I think it's good to elaborate further. P/s this is just an ideal list and I don't think real life such a person exists... just let me daydream and drop dead bah.

Preliminary criteria

The ger MUST be pretty and sweet. If she is just a plain old jane, then forget it. Me also a normal guy who loves pretty girl lor. *Shout: Stef you are sooooooooooo pretty* The whole world know liao nehnene nene.

Primary criteria

1. The girl knows how to drink well

Yeah right. That is the number 1 criteria in my ideal list. When I told loon, his first reaction was, "You cheeby la... where got guy likes their gf/wife to drink one. What if they hang out with guys and drink then how? You won't feel very sianz meh? If they really want drink, then drink little bit with me lor, better still they don't drink at all...". My jaw drop... huh? What kind of logic is that? You meant alcohol only invented for man, and lady can only drink strawberry milkshake?

But when I asked loon whether he likes girl (other fren) to drink with him, he said sure. See... he doesn't like his gf or wife to drink, but wants to drink with other people's gf/wife? Sound so familiar hor?

Ok... back to the reason why I likes my ger to drink. Simply, cos I LOVE TO DRINK. And I find girl who drinks very cool. By the way, in my drinking life, I hardly find any ger willing to drink at all... most just pretend lady type. Ask them to drink as if they so scared people later will rape them like that, and all sort of excuses come out... no.1 excuse being my face will become red... will get rashes etc. Come on... if face not red then it is not drinking lor...

Also... since I like to drink, if I have a ger who drink, then she will be more understanding or "sympathetic" towards my drinking hobby. Me not an alcoholic, I drink for fun and relax. Therefore I don't like a super naggy to pester me when I go drinking. So, if my ger can drink, then I can also bring her out for the fun too... that's kinda enjoying right? *your wife won't nag you for being home late anymore* grin

2. The girl must be a dog lover

Because I will keep many many many dogs in the house. So, a non-dog lover is not gonna to tolerate my behaviour and my love towards the dogs. I am gonna to spend alot of time with dogs... so if my ger is a dog lover, at least she can join in the responsibility too.

By the way, I think you are a jerk if you don't like dog. KNN.

3. The girl should not shout in any argument

I think those gers who shout are simply uncivilised or can even say unruly or unsighty. If you are a ger, behave as a ger. Try to be gentle, sweet and understanding. Oh ya alot of gers claim they are not gentle, but my definition of gentle here is different from yours. I think a ger that kick up a fuss in public or raise her high pitch voice in the argument is not gentle at all. That type of ger really piss me off. If you have any problem, then talk it out. Dun have to shout it out.

Simple right? As long as the girl satisfies the above criteria, then really in my ideal wife list. Then if let say she fulfils the following bonus... then lagi best. My heart will forever with her liao.

Bonus

1. The ger can cook

Hmm... I myself can cook too... and I enjoy cook for my loved one. But, which guy doesn't like to come home seeing a sweet wife with warm dinner?

2. The ger must be willing to do housework

Again, this is a plus plus plus if she willing to help out. Of cos, I sayang her alot and if she is tired I can get a maid for her. But, I believe a good wife loves to do housework lor... oh ya me MCP.

That's all the criteria I have. By the way, I think I am just in daydream only.