Why I hate to be a Malaysian

Small Talk

At 4.15 am I received this sms ~

"Mr Daniel XXX (my full name)... Hee hee! Good morning~ missy ask u to wake up go am shh shh lol"

潘美琪！你想死是吗？！ I am feeling so sleepy now!

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Yesterday I went to JB, to have my hair cut, dragged around pasar malam, bought junk food to eat, orgled at damn chio Malaysian girls, went Leisure Mall where there was no power supply for 2 hrs and people just happy jolly stand ard (moron), went home to comfort my mum before I go Taiwan, and most importantly, pump petrol lar.

Enough about the summary, cos really nothing interesting to talk about this gangster city.

By the way, what amused me inside the Leisure Mall was... okay, I went into this mall. It was like totally dark. Dark. Initially I tot, fuck, they close shop today isit... I want to buy things lei. But then, saw some soul lingering there. Oklar... it's power trip. Fuck. You know. No power, still got people lingering around inside the mall. I think Malaysian sibeh have time, even willing to spend time loitered in mall without electricity. If in Singapore, first people sure complain, then no aircon sure leave.

By the way, I can fuck Malaysian, because I was once a Malaysian. Muahahaha. I feel damn shuang okay?

Whenever got people mock Singaporean, then I just asked, "Hello, Are you a Singaporean? If not why YOU think Singaporean is not happy?" The moron just kept quiet. Muahaha. But, my dear friend, no matter how I fuck Malaysian, you cant mock me, cos I can say, yeah, I know them too well cos I was once a bloody Malaysian but now a MAJULAH Singaporean.

Back to my topic. You Malaysian is really a pitiful soul. But if you are a Bumiputra, you shldn't read my blog anyway. Cos you have all the privileges (by the way, you shld continue to read, cos all the chaos are created by you guys).

Actually I loved to be a Malaysian. Why, because it is chaotic, it is lawless, it is so carefree, and stress free here. Which country in the world,

1. You can buy pirated VCD/DVD displaying so blatantly in shopping mall?

2. You can anyhow throw rubbish in any longkang and no worry you will get caught?

3. You can walk like samseng, cos everybody is walking the same way?

4. You can bribe the polis with measly RM20 for any offence?

5. The ex-PM can fuck the PM, and PM just cowardly keep quiet?

Oh... so chaotic, yet so free.

And I simply love it.

Aiya... of cos there are other good things about Malaysia lar... like you have such a big place, so no need to go overseas then can travel around like mad... good food... cheap food, cheap prostitution (just joking)... low standard of living, cheap macdonald etc etc.

Enough about the good things about Malaysia. Okay, what's bad about it? Oh... if you are a chinese, read with me

MERITOCRACY

If you dun understand what it means, look up the dictionary cos I am pretty sure your government didn't teach you that. It simple means equal opportunity for all, regardless of race, gender etc etc.

You Malaysian Chinese have that? You fight so hard to get into the local Uni even though U got straight As in STPM, so what? U studying crap science, while ur Bumi counterpart who got all Cs, got scholarship, and studying MEDICINE. Implication, you let all Cs doctors to treat ur heart disease.

This is typical Malaysian society. Vicious cycle I must say.

All Cs scholars --> All Cs elected MPs --> All Cs governments --> All Cs Malaysian --> All Cs scholars huh huh huh???

So pathetic.

There are many things I can complain anout Malaysia, but let's focus on Malaysian Chinese "priviledge" in this entry.

Time to ponder...

Yaya... you guys sure flame me one. For those who WORK IN SINGAPORE, save ur breath. You only need to explain first, why you work in Singapore, why not work in your precious and oh-so-great Malaysia. If Malaysia so great, go fuck back and earn your Ringgit lar. Fucker. Bite the hand that feeds you, that's what the bug I despise of. Go and fuck a spider. Fuck you.