Emeline the Princess

1. IT IS MY GREAT HONOUR AND PRIVILEGE THIS MORNING TO REPRESENT HIS MAJESTY THE KING AND EMPRESS SHERRY AT THIS HAPPY AND HISTORIC CEREMONY MARKING THE FIRST CONFERMENT OF ROYAL AND NATIONAL HONOURS UNDER THE AUSPICES OF HIS MAJESTY KING DANIEL I.

2. AS YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD, HIS MAJESTY THE KING HAS BEEN GRACIOUSLY PLEASED TO BESTOW THE ROYAL PRINCESS TO EMELINE THE LITTLE.

3. ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE DREAMY NATION, MAY I AVAIL MYSELF OF THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY TO BOW TO THE PRINCESS OF HER ROYAL HONOURS ON HER BEING FOUND WORTHY OF THIS HIGHEST NATIONAL HONOUR.

4. THE ROYAL HONOURS CONFERRED ON YOU BY HIS MAJESTY ARE IN RECOGNITION OF YOUR OUTSTANDING IMPORTANCE TO YOUR KING AND COUNTRY. YOUR MANY YEARS OF CRAP AND COMMITTED NONSENSE TO THE DREAMY NATION HAS ALWAYS BEEN APPRECIATED.

5. I SINCERELY HOPE THAT YOU WILL CONTINUE TO BE SWEET AND RENDER MISCHIEVOUS, SPOILT AND STUBBORN TO HIS MAJESTY THE KING AND THE PEOPLE OF DREAMY LAND IN THE MANY YEARS TO COME.

6. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT BY GIVING YOU THIS ESTEEMED ROYAL HONOURS, HIS MAJESTY HAS PLACED AN ADDED OBLIGATION UPON YOU TO CONTINUE TO UPHOLD THE UTMOST TRUST HE HAS BESTOWED ON YOU BY REMAINING SHINING EXAMPLES IN ALL RESPECT TO THE ENTIRE DREAMY NATION.

7. THROUGH YOUR EXEMPLARY PERSONAL CONDUCT AND UNFLINCHING SENSE OF NATIONAL SERVICE, YOU WILL HELP TO INSPIRE OTHER CITIZENS ESPECIALLY THE YOUTH TO LOOK UP TO YOU AS ROLE MODELS AND TO EMULATE YOUR EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF NATIONAL SERVICE.

8. YOU HAVE BEEN CONFERRED UNLIMITED PRIVILEDGES WHICH HIS MAJESTY DEEMED FIT.

9. ONCE AGAIN, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR HONOURS. WE WISH YOU SUCCESS IN FUTURE AS YOU CONTINUE TO SERVE YOUR KING AND COUNTRY. I BELIEVE YOU WILL VALUE AND CHERISH THIS HONOUR.

THANK YOU.

MAY GOD ALMIGHTY BLESS US ALL!
PRIME MINISTER'S OFFICE

17TH AUGUST 2006