Cao auntie learnt vulgar

This morning I am damn tired and sleepy, so sms this cao auntie and see what the hell she is doing now. KNN... then she early morning gave me 4D number and sprout nonsense... obviously she is late for her work (wahaha serve you right slacker)... okay me painstakingly type out her nonsense... Yee Lean mummy, gan dong mah?

YL: Knn! All because CSI last night la! Den this morning fashion show somemore. Haha (my note - see, auntie like fashion show)

Me: Dun tel me :) i dun watch tv one. Only watch vcd or sing song. I very good boy lo.

YL: *puke! You good boy? Oh plleeaasssee... (my note - KNN you, need so kua zang meh)

Me: Wa lao dun be so kua zang lo. Early morning let me praise myself cannot mei? Pkt

YL: What is pkt?

Me: Pukitiang. Never heard before? Then teach you one more vulgar. How you gonna reward me? :) a vulgar a day make your day great

YL: Oh my! I only know knn! So now awake already la? Have a nice day ahead!

Me: Of cos awake. Or else how i can just now da bian plus sms you? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

YL: You jerk!

Me: Nei ne ne ne ne :P

YL: My hp so smelly now!